Greetings to my fans all around the world!

Norwegian people are mad at me for saying they're stupid so i think maybe i will stop doing that. What if i talk shit about the americans instead? Let us start with John McClane! He has now compared himself to a famous norwegian. Why have i never heard of this Knute-person? Is he not legendary? If you say legendary norwegians i would say Roar Amundsen, Knut Björnsen and Princess Astrid. Well, the reason is probably because the Knute is from the area of football (soccer for you american ones) and that is something that interest me as much as waiting for dead squirrels to decompoze.
Anyways, what i was going to say is that if i was norwegian i would be very hurt if John McClane compared himself to us. The man is not well!
And his girlfriend, Sarah Palin, is now being critiqued even from an Alaskan (her home state) newspaper that says she's not fit for the position as the presidents girlfriend. And it's too risky to keep her near power, says someone else.
Well, i totally agree on that, because look what happen to the world when they let the last monkey drive.

Peace out,
Mircha