Almost eyewitness report

Greetings my fans!

I have a suprise for you! I'm in Oslo at the moment to visit a friend! And when i checked the news today, i noticed that there was someone running around with a knife in the centre of Oslo and stabbing random people. The scary thing is that i was a random people in that exact area at that exact time! Strangely enough i did not notice anything, and my limousine bus (37) must have picked me up before the chaos happened. It came at 21.25 i think.

Good thing i was not
witness to anything because i didn't have my camera or my bodyguard (Attilá) with me. I will now bring them both if i run around in scary Oslo.
It is scary in Oslo! I believe it is more dangerous to be here than in
Budapest where you can't even get robbed if you walk around in dress made of dollar bills!

Anyway, how's the status on
Bislett Kebob? I have not been there since last time i visited Oslo and i would very much like an expensive kebab for 65 KR (it's almost the same price as small Volkswagen in Hungary). Can anyone tell me so i do not waste my time running around town if it's closed!

And
yesterday i even managed to take the subway to gehtto town of Grönland to eat pakistani food and to buy superspicy paprika of Habaneros. It was very interesting experience, almost like being in Karachi!

I will
stay in Oslo for the next few days so let me know if you want to book me for appearing on your talkshow or radio programme!

Peace out,
FREEZING Mircha (damn snow!!!)


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Greetings to my fans!

I have
recently read about a gang of parasitic occupants here and here and they occupied a building in capital city of Norway's poor neighborhoods of Grünerlökka! The police did not want them there because it was full of mushrooms (fungus) and they claimed it was unhealthy to be there. I am convinced that they ate the mushrooms like narcotics, or they inhaled mould fumes and got carried away and wanted to rob the money transport car, as described here and here.
This is how it goes when police take away
drug addicts their drugs!

Watch your money people! Th
e parasitic kids are going to take them!

Peace out,
Mircha


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Greetings my dear fans!

It ap
pears that low price airline Sterling is for sale. I have unfortunatly traveled with Sterling between Ferihegy(BUD) and Copenhagen(CPH) a few times, and i wouldn't buy them if i got them for free! First of all they fly from the old terminal of Ferihegy, and it sucks. No vip lounge! And Sterling doesn't have first class. It is very irritating to share economy seats with sweat and noisy tourists. I'd much rather buy Málev or Lufthansa. They are my favourits! But i imagine they are not for sale as cheap as Sterling!

It seems that someone
already bid on Sterling so i don't think it will be necessary for me to give the employees any economic help.

Peace out,
Mircha


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Greetings fans!

I read
a lot of newspapers around the world and i have kind of fallen in love with norwegian news because they are so cute! And this time is no different!
To day
a giraffe was born in norwegian zoo of Kristiansand and the text says (i will translate for my fans who don't read norwegian as good as me) that the giraffe baby is having trouble drinking it's mother's milk. If you look at the picture, can you see what's wrong? It's very cute and all but i think they have misunderstood a little bit. But congratulations on having a new giraffe in town!
My sister got her ice c
ream stolen from a giraffe at a zoo when she was a little girl, so i do not think she is very happy about them. Or was that an elephant? I don't remember! :)

And
by the way, here you can see a movie of the baby giraffe's first steps. It's cute, i admit!

Peace out,
Mircha


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Greetings to my wonderful fans!

Well, it appears that what i was
worried about just happened. The new Harry Potter movie is being postponed to next summer. It's sad, but we all know they are doing it for the money. This is a picture of my friend, actor Daniel Radcliffe, who plays Harry Potter. And he did so since he was a little boy. Now he is grown up and drinks a lot of champagne. I wonder when he and his little girlfriend, Hermione Watson, is supposed to get married and have 12 kids. That's what is in the 8th book, i am sure! But as you fans knows, it's better to wait for something good, than to have something bad happen right away. Also you do not need to worry much about when my next Hollywood block buster is released, because you will have to wait a little longer for some thing good! :)

Anyways, the new
Harry Potter movie, the half blood prince, is all about his little girlfriend Hermione falling in love with Ron but Ron kisses Lavender and it's a lot of love drama! Not much else is going to happen, but i'm always happy for a surprise!

Until next time:

Peace out,
Mircha


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Greetings to my fans all around the world!

No
rwegian people are mad at me for saying they're stupid so i think maybe i will stop doing that. What if i talk shit about the americans instead? Let us start with John McClane! He has now compared himself to a famous norwegian. Why have i never heard of this Knute-person? Is he not legendary? If you say legendary norwegians i would say Roar Amundsen, Knut Björnsen and Princess Astrid. Well, the reason is probably because the Knute is from the area of football (soccer for you american ones) and that is something that interest me as much as waiting for dead squirrels to decompoze.
Anyways, what i was going to say is that if i
was norwegian i would be very hurt if John McClane compared himself to us. The man is not well!
And his girlfriend,
Sarah Palin, is now being critiqued even from an Alaskan (her home state) newspaper that says she's not fit for the position as the presidents girlfriend. And it's too risky to keep her near power, says someone else.
Well, i totally agree on that, because look what happen to the world when they
let the last monkey drive.

Peace out,
Mircha


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Bond girls are pretty!

Greetings to my fans!

It's now possible on norwegian Dagbladet to vote for who you think is the prettiest Bond woman! I have met several of them on different occations and they really are pretty. Well, some of them at least! It's even from newest Bond movie Quantum of Solace (Olga Konstantinova Kurylenko). and also Halle Berry . Other She is my favourite i think,pretty girls you can vote for is Eve Green from Casino Royale, Sophie Marceu from World is not enough, Jane Seymour from Live and let die, and another of my favourites, Claudin Anger from Thunderball! I think they should also let us vote for Best bond movie, or even best James Bond! I would not vote for Pierce Brosnan for sure, but i am very glad he is not in politics. And the best Bond movie is going to be more difficult to come up with, but since Sean Connery is my friend i think i would have to go for him! :)

Peace out,
Mircha


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Drive thru kebab

Greetings fans all across the world!

What is going on in norwegian capital of Oslo, i wonder! The famous kebab shop of Bislett Kebab (where i've dined at numerous occations on my visits to Norway) have been in long need of expansion. Now, some of their chinese customers have had enough and wants a drive thru kebab shop.
It is about time, if
you ask me because lines are way too long, specialy in weekends even if the kebab workers are record fast in serving this meal!

Peace out,
Shocked Mircha!


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Greetings to all of my wonderful fans all across the world!

I am concerned citizen of the world and i think what is going on in the US is very dangerous! It's a dirty game they play, and the republicans are very mean to my dear twitter friend Barack Obama. In this article from norwegian Dagbladet they say they will do anything in their power to pervent that Obama will be president of the US.
This one man says that
Obama isn't even born in the US but in the african country of Kenya. And that his money is from the middle-east. It's all about pulling mr Obama down in the dirt where they already are! I mean look at this two men performing nazi salute. Have they not learned from the past? Is it possible to be more ignorant?
-
I think that sinc
e american politics influence the rest of the world so much, they should let non-americans also vote. I would for sure not vote for the two intellectualy challenged men of this photo.

My sister's children are much smarter and they are
only 6 and 8! And they're not nazis!

Barack Obama is a very concerned and empathic man, just looks here on this article and also this article where he and his woman are crushed from the murders of colleague suparstar Jennifer Hudson's mother and sister. It's very sad, and my sincere condolances to Jennifer, whom i met on several occations.

To all of my american fans. Please vote with your HEAD this time and not let mini-bush to the power. Think a little bit of all us who can not vote and the influence your decision have on the rest of the world. Thank you.
L
uckily it now appears that mr Barack Obama is ahead of John McClane, if i was to trust this article from the norwegian newspaper VG! Mircha is pleased!

Paece out,
Serious Mircha


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Generous Mircha

Greetings to all of my fans across the world!

Even if i am a suparstar, i still want to contribute to the well being of humanity! As you may have noticed there are now google ads on my suparstar blog. All money from this will be donated to a home for children in Romania. I have been there once with Angelina and Brad and i feel very sorry for the children from the streets.
So please
i apologize for all the commercials, but it is all to a good cause, ok?

All the children says: Thank you very much!

And now since it is s
aturday it is time for charity (yes i am very concerned citizen for real!) ball with champagne and caviar where the money goes to saving the rain forest in amazonas. And since my books are sold on amazonas.com soon it will be a win win situasion!! :)

Peace out,
Mircha :D


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Greetings to all of my fans all across the world!

Y
ou've probably already heard of this new devil woman becoming president of the US. Her name is Sarah Palin and is supposedly very karismatic, but if i remember correctly, the austrian bastard Adolf H was also karismatic. The world is not a very nice place with people like them, right!
And
now this devil woman is going to replace my dear friends Miss Oprah Winfrey according to this news article in norwegian online newspaper of Dagbladet!
She is a know
n killer, just look at this photos. First is a big fish, probably very innocent, and here another with a poor rein deer or moose or something. I feel sorry for the people of america if they vote for this destructive woman. She is also supposed to have given away jobs to people who donated money for her campaign. It's not very smart. Anyways. I also found this picture of Oprah Winfrey when she heard that she is supposed to be replaced by Sarah Palin. Horrified yes!
In other politica
l news i can say that now Barack Obama is a friend of mine of twitter!

And to the not so ve
ry nice fans of me, suparstar Mircha, that send me bad emails and comments i will only warn you about my bodyguard, ATTILÁ! He is good looking and he knows karate!

Peace out,
Mircha


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Greetings AGAIN to all of my beloved fans all across the world!


I must a
dmit i got quite hooked on this Dagbladet thing and norwegian news are fascinating. It's probably of no surprise for you that i think norwegian girls are very pretty (but stupid) and this article of a champagne party at a soap serie hotel is right down my ally!
It's interesting to watch the pre
tty dresses they wear and i must say i really like this girl in particular! Her name is Kim and she's got a very pretty dress indeed. I especially like her shoes as you see on the above picture! This other woman is name is Natalie Tonga in case you wondered. Probably not very famous any of them because i've never met any of them on celebrity suparstar partys in Norway. But soap actors are not my forté, as it's said.
So a
nyways, this hotel, Caesar, is obviously very famous and i have heard rumours all down to glorious Hungary! Maybe it will be shown on DúnaTV some day! I will look forward to it for sure!!

So no
w i think you're all tired of me so i will go sleep a little bit, but i have to see Heroes first. I know that cheerleader girl, she is nice but very blond!! Haha!

Peace out,
Mircha


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Greetings again my dearest fans from all across the world!!

I no
ticed in this norwegian newspaper i've and became interested in an aritcle about an old friend of mine, Siri Kalvig was voted of the norwegian version of Táncol.. Where obscure semifamous people dance with proffesional dancers! It's very funny to watch, but i don't have norwegian television so i'm quite shocked when i read that my friend was voted off because she didn't dance good enough, even if she gave serious mouth to mouth action to her partner.

There's also an article in this newspaper!
On
ly reason i know norwegian is because that i have friends there. I am also very good in it!!
Anyway,
i hope she will come visit me in my super penthouse flat (apartment for the american fans) again now that she are finished dancing around! If you read this, Siri, you are welcome to Budapest to come party with me again!
We can go to the club on shipyard
island? And you can dance some more!!! :D


They also
put some kind of prostitute in the program.. Do not ask me why, because i'm not working there. MAYBE I SHOULD??? She looks like RON Jeremy's girlfriend!! Hahaha! :D
Ok,
i'm done being mean.. Haha!


So,
dear fans. Until next time, please check out my twitter and be happy and give eachother hugs! :)

Peace ou
t,
Mircha



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Lolcats IS art!

Greetings to all of my super fans all across the big world!

I h
ave found this article and this article also (is norwegian if you know how to read it. I do, it's easy.) on the fantastic super cute kittens who are known as lolcats! My friend Ben who's the boss of icanhascheeseburger.com is my hero, because some of the photos of kittens are from my kittens! :)
He
said that my perfect english is the same as used on photos of kittens already! And recently on a big hollywood party he was trying to touch my ass and i was a little upset with him becuase of it's not nice to do such thing to a lady! Especially when she's a big suparstar, as i am! My bodyguard, Attilá, almost broke his hand off. Wery funny indeeed!! Haha! Here's a photo of miy kitten too. Wery cute!!! I love it :)

So
anyway, my beloved fans of suparstar Mircha. I hope you are all very happy today, and i always hope you are giving me lots of comments on this article!
Until next big fantastic
blog entry, be nice to kittens and love them like you would love your sister or brother! :)



Peace out,
Mircha

P S : If you
want you can add me on twitter!! I welcome my fans! ;)


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Greetings to all of my super fans all across the world!

As you might already know, we suparstars are like a big family and we know eachother very well. Like brothers and sisters!! And today i will tell you about a very nice man i partied with this weekend! His name is suparstar sexyman Ron Jeremy! He plays in lots and lots of movies all across the world with many pretty girls in it. Almost like a super stallion you know!
He was on a visit here in
Budapest because he's playing in a new movie and my little sister was in cast for this.
It's a new
super mario movie and he like Hungary because of all the pretty girls i think. Not for the boys probably, but you never know. I don't judge. I will be very excited for this new film because i love Super Mario! I loved it because it's very funny and exciting! I miss my nintendo very much and this new super nintendo-thing is not so funny, but i think Yoshi is cute anyway! :)

I
met Ron Jeremy and his friends on one of my favourite dancing places here in Budapest and he was just like big pimp with lots of pretty girls around him. I heard later that he has a very big .. you know, so maybe that's why? And he's very handsome compared to many hungarian men, right?

He was acting like
a gentelman and gave me lots and lots of champagne, but he didn't know that i get really funny when i drink champagne! But soon i didn't remember anything, he's a smart little devil this one. Luckily my sister was here also so she took good care of me! Köszi! :D

So that is my weekend with
suparstar sexyman Ron Jaremy. No juicy details because it was no juicy stuff going on. But maybe i will tell about my close encounter of suparstar sexywoman Sharon Stone once. I like Hollywood suparstars. More funny than the hungarian soap actors i usual meet. And tourists.

An
yway, please takes care dear fans and leave lots of messages for me to read when i get back from photoshoot with Donna Karan tomorrow :)

Peace out,
Mircha


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Atumntime is coming to town


Greetings most fantastic fans all across the world!

It'S now becoming atumn here. I like atumn! It's the most beautiful time of the year, but it's important to dress properly or you will end up with sneezing and a running nose!!!
Here is very
pretty picture of a pretty girl properly dressed for atumn. She will not sneeze and get a running nose i think! :)

In other news i can reveal my plans of a trip to my house in Saint Tropez in glorious France! I normaly dont like to tell people where i will be, becuase of some fans aren't being very nice to me and sending email about sexy things. Is hard to be suparstar somtimes!! Maybe i must find the number for bodyguard, Attilá!
He is
likely to kick some ass ( i tell you as warning!). You know who you are mr not very nice guy!

Today i will tell you about one of my favourite resturaunts in Budapest, called Sir Lancelot Lovagi Etterem. They gave me a box of matches as a gift. I'm happy :)
It's loc
ated in Podmaniczky út 14 in Budapest and is recommended!!! They have lots and lots of great food and entertainment!! People killing eachother with swords and fire! And there are also very nice and pretty girls with big trays of food and little clothes! Love it!
And
prices is not bad either for you who are worried about that!
It's very
dark there so you must have strong flash on your camera if you want to take pictures!

T
oday i think it's appropriate weather for eating lasagne! It's one of my favourites! But i don't drink wine on monday so i will have to drink Coca Cola! It's also a favourite!! :)

Have
a beautiful day and i love you lots and lots, and please be nice to eachother. And me!

And plea
se write comments for me to read!!

N
ext time i will tell the story about my meeting with sexyman Ron Jeremy! It's hot! :)

Peace out,
Mircha


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